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RETRO-CREDIT:  There should be a retro credit on the XFiles Christmas joke,
as alert reader Dave Gross points out:

	I received that exact message from a friend with the following footer:

	* Adapted from Shouts & Murmurs, "The Xmas Files," by Frank
	Cammuso and Hart Seely, (c) The New Yorker, December 16,
	1996.

Thanks, Dave!  Remember to be sure to send in appropriate attributions with
your jokes.




The "Politically Correct" Days of Christmas...
----------------------------------------------

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to
me:

TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,
ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of
members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for
in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a
note),
TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
ruling class system leaping,
NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products
from enslaved Bovine-Americans,
SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products,
FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic
incarceration,
(NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw
red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge
have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further
Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
FOUR hours of recorded whale songs
THREE deconstructionist poets
TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
and...
ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
Merry Christmas  Happy Chanukah. Good Kwanzaa.  Blessed Yule. Oh, heck!
Happy Holidays!!!! (unless otherwise prohibited by law) *

*Unless, of course, you are suffering from Seasonally Affected Disorder
(SAD). If this be the case, please substitute this gratuitous call for
celebration with suggestion that you have a thoroughly adequate day.



			Submitted by: Jeff & Kathy Peterson @ netcom.com



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