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[humor] Tromone jokes

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Subject: [humor] Tromone jokes
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Date: Tue, 26 May 1998 18:24:54 EDT
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what is the dynamic range of the bass trombone?      On or Off

what are the differences between chansaw and bass trombone?  
       it's easier to improvise on chansaw
       vibrato, though you can fix this by holding the chansaw more securely

what do you call a trombone player with a beeper and a cellular phone?
       an optimist

what's the difference between a trombonist lying dead in the road and a
squirrel lying dead in the road?
	the squirrel might have been going to a gig

How can you tell a trombonist's kid on the playground?
	he doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing.

How do you know there's a trombonist at your door?
	his hat says: Dominoes Pizza   
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for a full list of trombone jokes go to 
			   http://members.aol.com/theman5207/index.html

Mitchell Etheldred Yelverton
Principal trombone and bass trombone, ledford symphonic winds


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