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Just one for Laura :) It may come in useful for a few others in the future too.... STANDARD USENET BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (version 8.0) ---- (check all boxes that apply) Dear: [ X ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Troller [ ] "Me too"-er [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Racist [ ] Tightwad [ ] "Expert" [ ] Flamerthrower [ ] Binary poster You Are Being Flamed Because: [ X ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand [ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup [ ] You posted a picture (binary) of something YOU think is really cool in an unmoderated TEXT ONLY news group [ ] You started a long, stupid thread [ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread [ ] You started a thread that has been discussed here continuously for the last year and a half [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it [ ] You didn't pay attention to the originating post header and posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam [ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll [ ] You followed up to a blatently obvious troll [ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement [ ] You said "me too" to something and added NOTHING to the discussion [ ] You make no sense [ ] You posted the same text multiple times [ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme [ ] You posted a stupid chain letter [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable [ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway To Repent, You Must: [ X ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing [ ] READ every post in this group for two weeks so you can some idea about what is discussed here [ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week [ X ] Give up your AOL account [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in) [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Post to alt.test [ ] Print your home phone number in your ads [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ X ] Get a clue [ ] Get a life [ ] Go away [ ] Grow up [ ] Never post again [ ] You need to seek psychiatric help [ ] Like a neutered dog, you just don't get it [ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else [ ] Go back to school and actaully learn something [ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet [ X ] Don't take offense at this, I just like to use this form [ X ] Please don't start this thread AGAIN [ ] All of the above -- unsubscribe or receive the list in digest form, mail a message of 'help' to listserver@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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