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Being Welsh (was Anthem....)

I refer both of you Welsh baritones to my honourable friend's previous
comments.....

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Mon, 1 Jun 1998 12:15:17 +0100 (BST)
From: Alastair Wheeler <alastair@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To: brass-band@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To: Brass-Band mailing list <brass-band@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Reply form :)

Just one for Laura :)  It may come in useful for a few others in the
future too....


STANDARD USENET BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (version 8.0)  ----
 (check all boxes that apply)


Dear:
   [   ] Clueless Newbie	[   ] Troller
   [   ] "Me too"-er	    [ X ] Geek
   [   ] Spammer		[ X ] Racist
   [   ] Tightwad	       [   ] "Expert"
   [   ] Flamerthrower	  [   ] Binary poster


  You Are Being Flamed Because:

   [ X ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
   [   ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
   [   ] You posted a picture (binary) of something YOU think is really
	  cool in an unmoderated TEXT ONLY news group
   [ X ] You started a long, stupid thread
   [ X ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
   [   ] You started a thread that has been discussed here continuously
	   for the last year and a half
   [ X ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
   [   ] You didn't pay attention to the originating post header and
	  posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
   [   ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
   [ X ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
   [ X ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
   [   ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
   [   ] You followed up to a blatently obvious troll
   [ X ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
	   statement
   [ X ] You said "me too" to something and added NOTHING to the
	  discussion
   [   ] You make no sense
   [   ] You posted the same text multiple times
   [X ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
   [   ] You posted a phone-sex ad
   [   ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
   [   ] You posted a stupid chain letter
   [   ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
   [   ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL
	  CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
   [   ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
	  worthless that you are being flamed anyway


  To Repent, You Must:

   [ X ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're
doing
   [ X ] READ every post in this group for two weeks so you can some
	   idea about what is discussed here
   [   ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
   [ X ] Give up your AOL account
   [ X ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
   [   ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be
	  plugged in)
   [ X ] Actually post something relevant
   [   ] Post to alt.test
   [   ] Print your home phone number in your ads
   [   ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month


  In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

   [ X ] Get a clue
   [   ] Get a life
   [   ] Go away
   [ X ] Grow up
   [   ] Never post again
   [   ] You need to seek psychiatric help
   [   ] Like a neutered dog, you just don't get it
   [   ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
   [   ] Go back to school and actaully learn something
   [   ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
   [ X ] Don't take offense at this, I just like to use this form
   [ X ] Please don't start this thread AGAIN
   [   ] All of the above


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