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A Poem

I was once told that if you gave enough Monkeys enough typewriters they
would eventually write the Encyclopedia Britannia. Recent mailings to
the list have led me to doubt this fact. I offer you all the following
poem to put this "Women in Banding" issue in it's right perspective.

"A Monkey"
Once was there a Monkey
Sitting in a tree
In the far far west of Oz
Alone and bored was he

Someone gave him a puter
He tapped away with ease
He knew not what was written
He just loved to hit those keys

His messages always were history
What he'd done and who he knew
He soon was known only for his words
And not the notes he blew

And then one day he noticed
He was not receiving emails
So in an effort to be heard
He attacked our banding females

Now notoriety is fine
And we all must have our say
But as the girls attacked him back
His answers held no weigh

His reasons were "just cause"
And "that's the way it is"
He assumed a right to open his mouth
With naught between his ears

But don't be harsh on Monkey
His history must be seen
Cause Margaret Thatcher was his ruler
And Elizabeth his Queen

Enjoy banding and keep laughing
Tony Kavanagh

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