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Another 10 good reasons

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Subject: Another 10 good reasons
From: "City Music Services" <citymusic@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Fri, 30 Apr 1999 18:28:26 +0100
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Another Ten Good Reasons to have women in bands:

1) Usually get drunk at contests - when anything can happen!

2) Good a sorting out band arguments, by claiming all men are immature.

3) Use PMT as an excuse for wrong notes etc.

4) Reproduce, therefore filling extra seats in the band.

5) Often have sisters, therefore starting many a teenage bandsman's
fantasies

6) Wear unbelievably short skirts at contests.

7) Used as bait to attract players from other bands.

8) Some can drive, so you can get drunk at contests.

9) Spend ages doing hair, putting on make-up etc before contests, thus
freeing you
to go to the bar for that pre-contest pint.

10) Always wear band jackets and shirts that are too small for them.

Colin Harris
Backworth Female Liberation Band


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