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Angela, You *must* be single. You've supplied 2 ph numbers, 1 fax, 1ICQ & 3 email contacts. --- Ima >On a lighter note ................. > >At a recent computer expo. (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the >computer industry with the auto industry and stated: > >>"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we >would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon"> > >Recently, General Motors addressed this comment by released the statement: > >>"Yes, but would you want a car to crash twice a day?" > >Additionally GM stated: > ><1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy >a new car. > >2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you >would just: ACCEPT, RESTART and DRIVE ON. > >3. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre would cause your car to stop and >fail and you would have to RE-INSTALL the engine. > >4. You could only have one person in the car at a time ....... unless you >bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would still have to buy more >seats ....... and possibly also a "Multi-User Licence". > >5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the Sun, was reliable, 5 >times as fast, twice as easy to drive ........ but would only run on 5% of >roads. > >6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to >their cars, which would make their cars run much slower. > >7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a >single "GENERAL CAR DEFAULT" warning light. > >8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt. > >9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off. > >10. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened!! > >{source: School of Pharmacy Library Newsletter: Easter 1998} >All Rights Reserved (Not!) > >Yours in computerised motoring blissfulness! > >A.T. > >=================================================== >Angela Tregaskes >P.A. to Professor Trevor G. Smart & Departmental Secretary >Department of Pharmacology >The School of Pharmacy >University of London >29-39 Brunswick Square >London, WC1N 1AX, U.K. >+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >My Work Telephone Number is: 0171-753-5900 >My Fax Number is: 0171-753-5902 >My Home Telephone Number is: 0181-870-0787 >+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > >Bb Baritone player: > >"http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/3201" >The Crystal Palace Band (Web Page Designer) >"http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/3125" >The Fulham Band (Web Page Designer) >"http://www.cafeinternet.co.uk" > Cafe Internet Band 1996 (Global WWW Secretary) >& "http://www.rhbnc.ac.uk/cyberband" > Cyberband 1997 (Global WWW Secretary) >=================================================== > >If you have ICQ you can message me. My ICQ#:5203728 > >If you don't have ICQ you can page me through >my Personal Communication Center: >"http://wwp.mirabilis.com/5203728" (go there and try it!) > >You can send me a regular e-mail to my EmailExpress address: >"5203728@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" > >If you want to be added to my Contact List click >"http://wwp.mirabilis.com/scripts/Search.dll?to=5203728" Add Me > >Download ICQ at "http://www.icq.com/" > >Include your ICQ details in YOUR e-mail signature >"http://www.icq.com/emailsig.html" > >++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ >++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > >-- >unsubscribe or receive the list in digest form, mail a message of 'help' to >listserver@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > Join 18 million Eudora users by signing up for a free Eudora Web-Mail account at http://www.eudoramail.com -- unsubscribe or receive the list in digest form, mail a message of 'help' to listserver@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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